Tag: poop
Pooversation
The following is an actual conversation that took place in our home. Names have been changed to protect the innocent. The Husband: Go on. Go tell mommy what you did in the bathtub. The Mommy: I heard. Nothing gets past me in this house. The Daughter: I pooped in the bathtub. The Mommy: I heard. more »
Carrot Poop
Back in my SBEDs (smug before Ella days), Todd and I were blessed to travel a lot. I remember sitting at a beautiful Mexican resort and being annoyed that there were–GASP–random children ruining my day of drinking margaritas by the pool and sunning. I mean, they were laughing…LOUD…and splashing…and jumping…and, and, and…SQUEALING. Um…yuk. How more »
Preschooler Digestion
The 3 year old is obsessed with the body–in an anatomical learning kind of way. As a person with a health care background who has always been interested in medicine for as long as she can remember, this makes me do the happy-happy-joy-joy dance inside. Each time she wants to discuss the skeletal system with more »
Naked stranger pooping
A few days ago I saw a stranger doing something that no one should see a stranger doing–going to the bathroom. To be fair, that’s probably a little over exaggerated (if you can imagine that coming from me). I didn’t really see this person going to the bathroom, just re-situating after going to the bathroom. Re-situating more »
Shag carpet, a king, and the real poopy head
I grew up in the ’70s. Depending on your age or fascination with eras involving disco and Afros, you may or may not know that it was a requirement to have shag carpeting. Ours was gold. I’ll never forget the day that my parents installed that gold shag carpeting over beautiful (and real) hardwood floors in more »
Where poo lives
As I was helping E off the toilet a few mornings ago, I was treated to this little gem: Me: Here, put your pull-up on. E: (tugs at the back)(tugs at the back some more) E: (gasp) What’s back there? Me: Well, I think your pull-up is just rolled down. Just pull it up. E: more »
Potty talk
Me: Let’s go to the potty. E: No. No thanks. Me: Yeah. Come on. Let’s try. E: (SIGH) Okay. E: (GRUNT) Me: OH! Are you going to try and poop while you’re on the potty? That’s good. E: Do you want to? Me: Poop? E: Yes. Me: No. I already pooped, thanks. E: Did you more »
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