Tag: open letters
An open letter to Randy Quaid
Dear Randy: All these years I thought that whacked-out, alcoholic, conspiracy theorist was just great acting on your part in Independence Day. Who knew? Love, Jackie PS-Perhaps Will Smith should’ve whipped his hair on you when he had a chance?!?
An open letter to those who can’t stop
Dear People Who Can’t Stop (including myself): I know that on Saturdays I generally write an open letter to people or groups or organizations that have been on my mind the past week. However, today’s message is not from me, it’s from Scott at Unmarketing. It may be the most important Open Letter I’ve ever more »
An open letter to Gillette razor blades
Dear Gillette for Women Sensor Excel Razor Blades: Hello. I’m sure you remember me, we’ve had an ongoing love affair for years now. You’ve been loyal and dependable; you’ve always been there for me. However, lately you just haven’t been living up to my standards in one area. Mainly? You’re costing me too much money more »
An open letter to pre-teen British girl readers
Dear Pre-Teen British Girl Readers: I truly appreciate that some of you are avid readers. I also love that some of you work to contact the author in hopes of hearing back from him or her. However, I have some bad news: I am (unfortunately) not the British children’s author Jacqueline Wilson. I think it’s really cool more »
An open letter to elusive TV remotes and car keys
Dear Elusive Television Remotes and Car Keys: We value humor in this house (really, we do). Some would even say that we thrive on humor in this house. However, I have yet to gain a full appreciation of your little hiding game from my husband. It may seem amusing to make yourselves, um, scarce on a regular basis, but it’s more »
An open letter to Tina Neidlein, Hallmark writer
Dear Tina: You make it very hard to cyberstalk you. You were at one place and then another and you have a Twitter account, but you really don’t. At any rate, I’m glad I “found” you because I need to let you know something very, very important: I’m pretty sure we’re supposed to be new more »
An open letter to reckless semi drivers
Dear Reckless Semi Drivers: Allow me to introduce myself: I’m Jackie. I have a family that includes a husband and three daughters. Thursday, one of your “kind” almost took a wife away from a husband, a stepmom away from stepdaughters, and a two year old baby away from her father, sisters and grandparents for running us off more »
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