Feb 1, 2012

  My Twitter friend @sookietex and her husband made me laugh last night when they informed me that Ninja Cocaine Kitty’s profile picture looked like “McDowell’s head tilt on the Clockwork Orange movie poster.” A few minutes later, I received this on my Twitter account with the caption “Separated at birth.” I have to tell...

Jan 24, 2012

When I’m feeling all overwhelmed and basically loser-like, I have to remind myself that we only moved three months ago. Prior to this, it had been over seven years since we made an interstate move. Moves are like childbirth; there’s something that happens in your mind immediately after the event that makes you forget exactly how painful the process...

Nov 25, 2011

One of the best things — BY FAR — that I’ve received from being a blogger is the gift of friendships that never would’ve happened otherwise. People that I have never even met IRL have become some of my best friends online and closest confidants. We share ups and downs and, well, everything in between. That’s why I was excited when...

Nov 7, 2011

I have some sad news for Ninja Cocaine Kitty fans. You may want to sit down. NCK has, um, changed. Since we moved into the new house he is calmer, more relaxed, dare I say even … nicer? Shudder. There has been no midnight flinging himself around the house, no practicing Ninja moves as you pass him on the stairs, no attaching himself to your leg, biting the...

Jun 26, 2011

  A few weeks ago I had a “Mad Libs” type contest for Ninja Cocaine Kitty’s dating profile. The original text was written by my talented writer friend, Samantha. I just took the text, turned it into a “Mad Libs” and allowed all of you to complete the lib with the most creative entry chosen to become the NCK dating profile. The...

Apr 22, 2011

  Dear Ninja Cocaine Kitty, That’s a really dumb name. How did you get it? From Jenn C., California Dear Jenn C.: That’s a pretty dumb name, too. I would ask you where you got it, but I really don’t care about you. You’re probably a dog person anyway, aren’t you? Thanks for the question. (Not.) Love, NCK PS: Follow me on Twitter....