Big Bootier

Big Booty Accusations

This morning I was at home by myself innocently getting ready so that I could go out to the grocery store when I received this accusatory text from my husband and then the conversation that followed.

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(Can I just pause a moment here and point out: “Yes, honey, on those very few fleeting moments that I’m home alone I run to the TV as soon as the door closes so that I can rent porn.”)

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(SIDEBAR: His “when you got on before” refers to when I rented a movie, NOT PORN. Felt the need to clear that up.)

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