Justin Bieber Girlfriend
So, I was working along the other day from the comfort of my bed with the television on in the background when I heard some disturbing news about Justin Bieber and his girlfriend. Well, it wasn’t really Justin Bieber’s girlfriend, per se, it was actually a commercial for a perfume: JUSTIN BIEBER GIRLFRIEND.
As I do with all the important and significant moments in my life, I took to Twitter to make fun of it. I mean, REALLY? So, after some good chuckling I started to wonder: What exactly would Justin Bieber’s girlfriend’s perfume smell like?
Justin Bieber Girlfriend Perfume
So, here’s my thought on what Justin Bieber Girlfriend Perfume smells like. It’s a mix of:
- Glitter Eye Shadow
- Strawberry Licorice Lip Balm
- Cupcake Body Lotion
- Strawberry Bubblicious
- Plastic iPhone Cases
- Desperation
- Angst
- Confusion
- Hormones
Look, when N SYNC was hot, we took our then (12-year-old) oldest daughter to the concert. (Shut up.) That was 12 years ago and my ears are still ringing from 10,000 little girls doing that shrill, high-pitched little girl scream. So, I consider myself to be an expert on little girls and boy bands. I’m pretty sure my thoughts on this perfume are right on.
Admit it, will you buy Justin Bieber Girlfriend perfume (or, are you wearing it right now)?
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Dammit…. you got me. I’m wearing it right now.
Okay… that’s a lie. I’m not, but I’ll be happy when the holidays are over and those perfume commercials are done.