Fearless Feline of Fecundity Seeks…

A few weeks ago I had a “Mad Libs” type contest for Ninja Cocaine Kitty’s dating profile. The original text was written by my talented writer friend, Samantha. I just took the text, turned it into a “Mad Libs” and allowed all of you to complete the lib with the most creative entry chosen to become the NCK dating profile. The winner was also to win a super cool ”WritRams Rocks” tee. However, the submissions were all so great that I just randomly chose one.

The winner is: Bonnie R. Congrats, Bonnie!

Without further ado, I give you Ninja Cocaine Kitty’s new dating profile. (Only the “tenses” were changed.)

Fearless Feline of Fecundity Seeks Similar Sophisticated Samurai of Stationary

Even though I am one green cat, I stay away from the catnip. Lava lamps are bad. Just like me.

I enjoy long walks on…well, the catwalk (where else?!), romantic Hello Kitty in the finest moon boots, and lounging in the golden rays of the Alex Rodriguez.

And don’t worry… I don’t swim. (Okay, I do. But I try not to unless you try to get me to stop carrying you. Then I’ll purr. After all, they don’t call me Ninja Cocaine Kitty for nothing.) 

YOU:  You’re a lanky one. Your Elvira can be deep and seductive, or delightfully high pitched. Your New Yorks are trimmed, yet never painted. Your hobbies might include frothing canines (all in fun, of course) and chasing cats.(I like my females to be fit.) Together we shall climb the highest iPod where we shall conspire to rule the pillow. I, your king, and you, my queen, shall make this world into a better place: a world where beaches are dispensed freely and claws are never trimmed.

Interested in Ninja C. Kitty? Inquire about a date in the comments below…

Tags: Freddie, humor, NCK, Ninja Cocaine Kitty

Category: Feature, Pet Kitty