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What’s in a name?

WritRams | April 22, 2011 | 1 Comment

Dear Ninja Cocaine Kitty,

That’s a really dumb name. How did you get it?

From Jenn C., California

Dear Jenn C.:
That’s a pretty dumb name, too. I would ask you where you got it, but I really don’t care about you.

You’re probably a dog person anyway, aren’t you?

Thanks for the question.

(Not.)

Love,

NCK

PS: Follow me on Twitter. You probably smell nice.

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